is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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