Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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