Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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