Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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