4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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