Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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