He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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