We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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