Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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