i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
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