Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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