why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
