Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Randomize
