Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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