its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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