no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
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