glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
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