Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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