Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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