the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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