i permit you to call me
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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