Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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