Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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