Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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