You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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