I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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