im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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