other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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