If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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