So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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