fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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