he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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