Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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