I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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