Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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