So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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