she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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