u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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