I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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