Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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