Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
And then the night went full on bisexual.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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