it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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