you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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