Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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