Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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