She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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