break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize