This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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