It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Randomize
