I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
