Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
home. puking in laundry basket.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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