WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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