? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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