Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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