The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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