this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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