R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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